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Nickname  : someonebored   
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Date      : 0000-00-00 00:00:00 CST
Story ID  : 23251
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Last seen : 2010-08-21 17:18:34




This is what someonebored has to say ...

So I'm 25 and I'm the enemy.  What else is new.  I'm an alcoholic?  No, that's not new.

So I'm waiting at this bus stop with a friend of mine and some 17 year old girl is staring at me.  I move and she looks away like it wasn't obvious and my friend starts laughing her ass off.  "You've got a fan."  Creepy.  So I go over and talk to her.  She's 19 and in college and apparently blind without glasses.  We have nothing in common but that doesn't matter where there's beer.  So we end up fucking two days later and I wouldn't be surprised if there are a few intellectually lopsided assholes running around the county in 15 years or so.  She tells me she's in love and suddenly I'm that guy.  My response used to be I'm not but I'll give it a shot.  Now it's "why?"  I can't really remember 19.  20.  I vaguely recall being angry for good reason in between attempts to forget shit and being stalked by some retarded bitch for two years.

Success wasn't what I was expecting, I guess because I didn't plan anything after.

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